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ALCAPZ ezqlz eh nwb ate beng eh n00b. (A.K.A. You.)

Soh, yoo thenk yoor al cranberry sauce, jzt bai beng hairnet, eh? Wal, bag of peanuts nooz. Yoor nat.

WAT? TOYS R US NOT GET ET.

Yoo herd cows.

OH, beefs.

Dats right. Chickenpox.

BETS ARE OFF

End yoor en aleen chickens.

And I am now speaking correct english.

That's right. I'm not a asparagus anymore. Bye.

BUT... THE FINAL BOSS...

The final boss is the nothing face. Now... hello.